ladies Week

[Jim Owens]

I don't know if they go to scope out the Chippendales. When my wife
and her best friend go to FL for a week or 10 days they admit to
checking out the young hunks on the beach. I really don't care as
she returns with pictures of shapely young ladies in brief
bikinis! They're biding their time 'til they get to go to Hawaii.
Her friend has a timeshare with an opening next March.

Here at the Lake of the Ozarks in central MO there is the infamous
(Anderson Hollow) "Party Cove." Plenty of wild shenanigans taking
place there every weekend during the summer. There are posters and
videos available at "The Strip" just west of Bagnell Dam. Literally
hundreds of boats tie up and party hardy throughout the day and
evening. The State Water Patrol has begun cracking down on
intoxicated boaters. Too many offshore boats and PWC's are crashing
and burning.

A friend had two drunken young girls on PWC's cut in front of his
boat just as he came up on plane. Despite the efforts of two RN's on
board his craft they died of their injuries. I've "loaned" my boat to
our son so that he can enjoy it on peaceful Table Rock lake in
southwest MO. Anything less than 30' is in danger of being swamped or
rammed by errant craft here at Lake of the Ozarks.

Jim & Pam Owens 77 FC33SB (Gas)
Lake of the Ozarks, MO